Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.
"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”
Well this is heartbreaking
i just found the photo that pretty much sums up my life
jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
" I am not in love with you. I am in love with the idea of you. If it’s any consolation, you’re the best idea I’ve ever had. I’m sorry. "
^^SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A COMIC OF THIS!! gdhsjhghsd
hitchhiker’s guide was hilarious from line 1
ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece