sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators










langleav:

My new book Lullabies is now available via Amazon, BN.com The Book Depository and bookstores worldwide.




abbavevo:

i love australian news




klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!




trust:

finally a career for me

image




lokisspy:

what a deal




Cookie Monster asks the most important questions of our time. [x]







Dan smiling after performing Flaws and Pompeii on The Ellen Show










moon-meat:

This never gets old.




liftedandgiftedd:

cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

every fucking time..