hhaawwaaii:

fuck










prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why




Pyramids at night in Cairo, Egypt 




legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone




elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes




poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you










shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care




riddlemetitillatedhiddles:

"Perhaps most surprisingly, [Thor] is very very funny, so … come prepared to smile."

I’m sorry. You lost me after “come”.




me at age 12: ew older men
now: wow he's only 30?